You know me well enough to know that I'd never let you call her Emma Jr. [That's almost as bad as Ingeborg, or Thor's first idea of naming a kid after her mother; Svanhild. There's no amount of good intentions that could save their daughter from being teased out of kindergarten with the name options Asgard offers.]

No Emma Jr., no Thora, nothing that makes her sound like something that gets shopped around by a pharmaceutical rep.

[This shouldn't be as difficult as it is. And if Emma takes it personally (as she has everything for the past three months), it feels like she's failing her daughter a little earlier than expected.] Maybe we should just call her Baby, it worked in Dirty Dancing. [Unfortunately, she can't remember whether she made Thor sit through that one or not.]