( he laughs quite literally despite himself, absolutely baffled that she'd even joke about breaking the law in front of someone that has every reason, if not more, to report her for it. especially if she decides to go back for her six pack, theoretically, he should really have a problem with that. he manages to get his door open, and spares a glance her way.

which may or may not be a horrible idea. he might be better off not looking at her, frankly. )

While I'm offering pointers, don't mention theoretical crime sprees to others. Just a thought. ( he waves an arm towards her perch on the hood of his car. ) That's going to be a less enjoyable spot in about thirty seconds.